No Thank You, Rolls-Royce

"C62030" (c62030) 10/19/2015 at 20:27 • Filed to: None

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Two problems with this: A) I’m not that loose and B) don’t people usually get seduced in the evening?

BJ > C62030 10/19/2015 at 20:30

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I’m willing to be seduced at any time of the day. Dawn is nice.

C62030 > BJ 10/19/2015 at 20:31

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That is certainly a term used frequently by RR’s clientele, I’m sure. JK.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > C62030 10/19/2015 at 20:33

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You had me at Rolls Royce

C62030 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 10/19/2015 at 20:37

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*Sips champagne. Smirks. Places champagne in Rolls-Royce armrest champagne fridge. Seductively slides umbrella into door panel.*

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > C62030 10/19/2015 at 20:38

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*begins sliding umbrella in and out of door panel with suggestively raised eyebrow while stroking leather seat*

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > C62030 10/19/2015 at 20:39

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Stop. I can only get so erect

C62030 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 10/19/2015 at 20:41

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*8 minutes later, the umbrella opens.*

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > C62030 10/19/2015 at 20:42

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#Rule34LikeASir

C62030 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 10/19/2015 at 20:46

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This is my favorite comment.